HUMP DAY HOTTIE: HALEY HIGGINS – ESARCASM (SATIRE)
By maureen at 9 September, 2010, 5:10 am
This blonde stunner has something she unequivocally needs to get off her chest
By Dan Tynan ([at]tynan_on_tech)
September 9, 2010
This Miami-based indication as well as singer can cocktail a corks anytime she wants. The intensely fit 23-year-old Haley has been romantically related to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler by everyone’s a a single preferred pink-haired report hag, Perez Hilton. (Let’s see, a prohibited immature blonde singer being nailed by an NFL QB — never saw which a single coming.) That alone was sufficient to safe her in to Google’s 10 hottest trends for a couple of sparkling minutes. Otherwise Haley has starred as “Shannon” in a Owen Wilson fluffy dog flick, Marley & Me, as well as as “Casting Girl #1″ in Sirens of a Caribbean (“A voluptuous poser about enticement as well as primal forces set upon a visionary island in a Bermuda triangle” per IMDB — it’s already in a Netflix queue). We demeanour brazen to Haley’s subsequent role, or even only a subsequent unfeeling intent she presses tighten to her petite nonetheless ideally shaped breasts.
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